In all seriousness though:
I really do like knitting/loom knitting. The needles intimidate me, and I actually can get stuff done relatively quickly on the looms. Plus you can do a surprisingly large amount of stuff on the looms with a bunch of really neat stitches. It’s great.
Most needle-knit patterns can be converted to the looms. We’ve come a long way from basic hats on knifty knitters ;)